These kind of questions turn up every so often and usually, as with Tim's comment above, because the requested 'features' are needed to convince a non-technical, non-teaching bureaucracy rather than for any real benefit to those teaching or learning (often these suggestions will actually harm the learning experience).
Rather than just shoot down each request individually as it comes in, would it be possible to try and collect together some of the very real on-line teaching and learning experience that is present in the community to produce 'position papers' to explain:
- what is actually possible in a technical sense
- what the pedagogic/social impact of implementing such a solution would be
- why Moodle as a community is not investing time implementing this 'feature'
- propose other approaches that would achieve the same goal
I'm not saying that every bureaucrat is susceptible to reason, but having a page to point to with a comprehensive canned answer makes you seem less negative than simply saying "no, that's a stupid idea" or "that'll never work".
So would this crazy idea work? Is collecting the threads addressing these in a wiki a good start? Does anyone have suggestions for commonly asked questions that require a polite "no"?