A moodler will never feel tired,this is a challenge,but still ever he feels boredom,he can enjoy fun stuffs from Open Social Forum.
Here is a piece,try to enjoy it.
THIS IS Voted THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and
balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the
way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,he
cleaned
the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and
put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
love which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy m y
wife's being able to stay ho me all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
If anyone have any fun stuffs,write it and try to make enjoy our moodlers.
Perhaps the only clean joke that I know:
A woman goes to the butcher's to buy steak. The butcher tells her the steak will cost six dollars per pound. The woman is upset and says, "Steak costs only four dollars a pound at the shop down the street!"
The butcher asks her why she does not simply buy her steak at the other shop. She tells him that they are out of steak.
The butcher tells the woman, "Well, when we are out of steak, the price is only two dollars a pound!"
-- Art Lader
A woman goes to the butcher's to buy steak. The butcher tells her the steak will cost six dollars per pound. The woman is upset and says, "Steak costs only four dollars a pound at the shop down the street!"
The butcher asks her why she does not simply buy her steak at the other shop. She tells him that they are out of steak.
The butcher tells the woman, "Well, when we are out of steak, the price is only two dollars a pound!"
-- Art Lader
Art Lader's joke is really a nice piece.I think my moodlers are smiling now.
Still I think some jokes will come out from other moodlers.Hey If you know some fun stuffs share it out.
Still I think some jokes will come out from other moodlers.Hey If you know some fun stuffs share it out.
I have a few light anecdotes, jokes, and would like to get more here:
Hi Mark,
your work is really praiseworthy to mess around fun stuffs in your moodle site.Our moodler can go through the link and will enjoy.
Still I ask my moodler friends to colourize their fun stuffs here.
your work is really praiseworthy to mess around fun stuffs in your moodle site.Our moodler can go through the link and will enjoy.
Still I ask my moodler friends to colourize their fun stuffs here.