I was just reading an acronym/technical heavy post in one of the other forums and imagined how it all might seem to someone who knew nothing about Moodle and web development tools (this is not a criticism of such posts just an exercise in putting myself in other shoes)....
Here is what I came up with
After recess we will rely less on more to compile the shoestrapbase. We were considering using a mustache, but the spikes on the behat were causing issues. At the end of a long session some developers were heard to grunt.We had considered bees with machine guns, but selected to continue to inject dependency with an agile composer. After spending all morning sniffing packets he result was responsive symphony of integration.
Bonus points for indicating the real technical terms and the mangled/fictional ones