Sam, I like reading your posts.
Ummmm....a very obvious gag on its way...but couldnt resist....tis ever so rude!
When you say:
I'll also toss in intoxication. There's always a point late at night after one too many glasses of merlot when I should just stop.
Do you mean stop tossing at that point-late at night! He he.
Sorry, as I said tis a bit rude. (But, come-on very funny